“We are brother and sister. It’s important for us to spend time together.”
“WHERE’S MY SPEECH NOTES”
“WHERE. ARE. MY. SPEECH. NOTES.”
“I UHHHH. ORGANISED THEM.”
“WHY DO YOU NEED TO KNOW.”
“I NEED THEM”
“UH UH DON’T YOU THINK ABOUT PRACTISING THAT SPEECH TONIGHT I’VE BEEN PLANNING THIS DINNER FOR MONTHS”
“BUT AMERICA IS IN NEED”
“MY STOMACH IS IN NEED OF THAT FANCY DINNER.”
“YOU TELL ME WHERE MY SPEECH IS WOMAN THIS IS FOR INTERNATIONAL JUSTICE”
“I’M MICHELLE OBAMA. I INVENTED JUSTICE.”
THE BIBLE SAID ADAM AND EVE NOT ADAM AND LEAVE
so i have two days of school left and my teacher decided to give us an essay, and i’ll p much be turning in this
ERICA I’M SO DONE WITH YOU
You know, the one that gives housewives/full-time mothers a pension— wages for housework?
It’s ONLY A HUGE VICTORY FOR FEMINISM, SOCIALISM, AND WOMEN OF COLOR. Not a big deal or anything. Tumblr is mysteriously silent about this.
Last post of the night because nothing else I reblog could be this amazing.
We are just trying to figure each other out.
officially my all time favorite postmost men are only into a woman’s body where as the woman wants to know the mans mind.
Thanks society. On-point post.
At least you wrote “most” men. Thank you for that!
les mis movie meme | seven relationships [3/7]
les amis de l’abc
He’s tripping on acid